“Let’s talk about sex, baby
Let’s talk about you and me
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about sex”
Let’s get started, shall we?
When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce.
Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she?
Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all?
If you’re a fan of authors like Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Robert Rankin, or Terry Pratchett, give Sex Hell a try!
*This book contains profanity and adult situations*
Sex, Lies, and Snickerdoodles
By Wendy Delaney
Everybody’s got a secret. A secret crush. A secret liaison. A secret recipe. And for a deadly few, a secret murder. Port Merritt’s favorite bad boy, Russell Falco, was a seasoned veteran of secret liaisons. But after his body washes up on the shore of Merritt Bay, Deputy Coroner and human lie detector, Charmaine Digby, suspects one of those liaisons got Russell killed. Secrets. Lies. Cookie-baking rivals. And a dead guy. Char’s on the case and is determined to find the killer . . . if the killer doesn’t find her first!
Sex, Lies, and Family Vacations
By Leslie Langtry
Laura Smith is the mom of two adorable children, the wife of a successful businessman…and the unappreciated shadow of the woman she once was. Somehow, her family never seems to notice that the laundry gets done, the house is picked up, dinner mysteriously appears on the table, and then cleans up after itself. Instead of being her children’s idol and her husband’s lover, she’s become a funny little footnote in her own life. That is until she takes her children on vacation to Disneyworld in sunny Florida, where she just happens to end up in a hotel room right next to her college flame, Alan James. Old passions ignite and new excitement sparks as Laura and Alan bring new meaning to “The Most Magical Place on Earth.” But when Laura and Alan’s spouses unexpectedly show up in Florida, a comedy of errors ensues, and only one thing is for certain: Laura’s life will never be the same again.
Note: This book was formerly published under the title The Adulterer’s Unofficial Guide to Family Vacations.
Sex, Lies, & Sweet Tea
By Kris Calvert
Hotter than hell and half of Alabama, FBI Agent, Mac Callahan is thirsty for everything except love. Coming home to bust a white-collar crime ring, Mac intends to execute his usual practice with work and women – get in, get it on and get out. Instead, he finds himself unexpectedly drawn to the legacy of his family, his plantation, and the charms of a Southern girl. Samantha Peterson possesses everything he needs in a woman, including the evidence to wrap his case. As the investigation heats up, so does their passion and a dangerous game ignites. But, then again, everything’s hotter in the South.
Hook & Ladder 69
18 Authors. One SEXY Firehouse. All for Charity.
Meet the brave men and women of Station 69, serving the citizens of St. Louis while igniting hearts along the way. Eighteen authors have joined forces to bring you their sizzling stories–some sweet, some five alarm hot–but all for a great cause. Follow the antics and adventures of these sexy firefighters in what promises to be one of the hottest summers yet! This delectable book begs the question: Can anyone resist a hero in uniform?
Multiple authors have come together to give you one firehouse where all proceeds from this collaboration go to the Burned Children Recovery Foundation. The Burned Children Recovery Foundation is a national recovery agency that has provided Emotional Support and Financial Aid to Burned Children and their Families since 1989. For more information about this foundation: burnedchildrenrecovery.org
Emme Burton, M.C. Cerny, Sarah M. Cradit, Michelle Dare,
Jami Denise, L.B. Dunbar, Lisa Edward, Lia Fairchild,
Mary Catherine Gebhard, Z.B. Heller, Glenna Maynard
Kristen Hope Mazzola, Morgan Jane Mitchell,
Emerson Shaw, Kacey Shea, M. Stratton,
Madison Street, Felicia Tatum
And here’s a SURPRISE:
24 Authors. Awkward Sex. Epic Cause.
Romance done right is full of beautiful and awe-inspiring sex, where the only noises are gasps of pleasure, and changes of position happen smoothly and effortlessly.
But what happens when it all goes wrong?
This collection of short stories will bring you back to the real world, where you laugh to keep from crying, because sometimes, it’s just F*cking Awkward!
100% of digital sales profits go to charity!
Over 330 pages of laugh out loud stories from the following Authors:
Taryn Plendl, Angel Justice, Ahren Sanders, Aly Martinez, Amanda Maxlyn, BA Wolfe, Brooke Blaine, Brooke Page, Carey Heywood, Christine Zolendz, CM Foss, Dina Littner, Ella Frank, Heather C. Leigh, HJ Bellus, K Langston, Laura Ward, Lex Martin, Liv Morris, Mel Ballew, RE Hunter, Stacy Kestwick, Tiffany Aleman, Trudy Stiles
**Foreword written by Tara Sivec, USA Today Bestselling Author**
*This book contains profanity and adult situations*
Okay! Now that you have read the synopses, do you know which book belongs to which genre?
I’ll let you think for another moment or so…
Here’s the answers:
SEX HELL : Humor
Sex, Lies, and Snickerdoodles : Cozy Mystery
Sex, Lies, and Family Vacations : Romantic Humor
Sex, Lies, & Sweet Tea : Mystery
Hook & Ladder 69 : Contemporary Romance
F*CKING AWKWARD : Romance: Didn’t see that one coming, did you? teehee
Well, we all know how awkward sex is!
We all know sex sells even if the story isn’t actually about sex.
Just hint there may be sex involved, books and movies fly from the shelves.
Looking at the books above, it looks like sex and lies go hand and hand.
What do you think about sex and lies?
I think we will leave that as a topic for later…
*Seriously, though, I want to know your thoughts.